tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19738091.post114011539507433229..comments2023-12-04T05:45:08.126-05:00Comments on LilBitchmore: Good God, I'm Tiredelizabethhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15883996858858288520noreply@blogger.comBlogger1125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19738091.post-1140122337277705762006-02-16T15:38:00.000-05:002006-02-16T15:38:00.000-05:00Cliffhanger, smiffhanger.Any of us could guess tha...Cliffhanger, smiffhanger.<BR/><BR/>Any of us could guess that you being a sucker has to do with your purchase of land from Erik Estrada. And the worst part of it is that when I drive to FL next week and buzz through Jersey and NY (not in that order), I'll not have time to plan nor attend the intervention necessary to get you off the cancer sticks, off the Estrada land swap, and off the guilt you likely feel for being a sucker...whatever the REAL suckerism event is.<BR/><BR/>Here's the scolding part of the comment. Bad Lil for not posting and leaving the minions hanging. We had all assumed - OK, just me - that you had decided that Black Tuesday was the last straw and you were going to start a new life as a lesbian pig farmer.<BR/><BR/>But then I remembered the puppies and the love you have professed for all things interesting. And while pigs are most similar to humans for everything except their snouts, they are not at all clever in their conversation. It's mostly grunts and snorts, much like dinner when I'm eating alone.<BR/><BR/>Don't you feel responsible that my meals are frequently taken whilst sitting alone watching Seinfeld or Real Sex on HBO. Just remain content that I'll beep once as I blaze through NYC and NJ at 4AM next Wednesday.Jeff Cutlerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02095350031114092271noreply@blogger.com