tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19738091.post4587625969241428789..comments2023-12-04T05:45:08.126-05:00Comments on LilBitchmore: Man Notes™ VIIIelizabethhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15883996858858288520noreply@blogger.comBlogger3125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19738091.post-20607979544019278162007-03-28T03:14:00.000-04:002007-03-28T03:14:00.000-04:00jeff: no worries. the only baby twisting in the f...<B><I><BR/>jeff: no worries. the only baby twisting in the foreseeable future will be done to lillian. practicing is not out of the question, though.<BR/><BR/>ah, wheezy, how i love your talent with the run-on sentence. and i would totally kick old man hiller's ass if he tried to molest you.</I></B>elizabethhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15883996858858288520noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19738091.post-689489599602666722007-03-26T21:59:00.000-04:002007-03-26T21:59:00.000-04:00This douchebag sounds awesome and I sorta want to ...This douchebag sounds awesome and I sorta want to date him myself, only I'm not gay, so maybe we'd just spoon or something, but if the spooning went really well I'd be confused and then one day Old Man Hiller would ask me if I wanted to mow his lawn for twenty bucks and then he'd invite me in for lemonade while he got the money and he'd tell me that I could look at his magazines while he was getting the money and if there was anything interesting in them we could maybe talk about it and I'd see a bunch of dude on dude action and he'd come back with a twenty but without any clothes and I'd be all like, "MR. HILLER! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!?" and he'd be all like, "It's ok, just go with it" and I'd probably get scared because it didn't feel right and even though Old Man Hiller had bigger tits than most of the girls in my high school, due to what I would later learn was low levels of testosterone, I just wouldn't be able to go through with it so I'd run home and lock myself in the bathroom with the JC Penney's bra section like usual until the pictures of double d's and granny panties was enough to make my penis angry because when he gets all worked up it's a totally awesome feeling that only the Plunge Extreme Push-up and a hot blond model can cause.<BR/><BR/>WHEW!<BR/><BR/>Feels good to get that off my chest.The Bracelethttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04609637071739374804noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19738091.post-6286846756467754052007-03-26T20:31:00.000-04:002007-03-26T20:31:00.000-04:00For the love of all that is holy and right in this...For the love of all that is holy and right in this great land of ours, please tell us that you're not practicing making a little twister of your own anytime soon.<BR/><BR/>I've heard that ugly children are a lot of effort to maintain and the regularity with which they must be twisted can be destructive on your otherwise benign blogging habit.<BR/><BR/>The next time you decide to bump uglies with this 'so-called' bestest boy, think of your readers and the gentle twisting goodness we are used to with that ugly child from the south.<BR/><BR/>PLEASE!!!!Jeff Cutlerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02095350031114092271noreply@blogger.com