some advice for the boys

For those of you men out there who may be dating, aspiring to date, or just still smitten with your significant other...

When you are going to be smooching on someone (and you should always smooch on the one you love/like/lust for), please shave. Shave closely.

I have been peeling the chafed skin from my chin and the tip of my nose for days now, because cute, ungay boy did not shave. Was it worth it? Well, of course. But still..have some compassion for the complexion of your canoodling partner.

2 comments:

sitboaf said...

i have a moustache. where do we stand on that?

elizabeth said...

hmm i don't really have an answer for that, as i've never dated anyone with a moustache. i guess it depends on whether it's scratchy?