How to NOT pick up a chick in yoga class

"Wow, you're really flexible..i bet that comes in really handy in..umm..other areas of your life"

yeah, genius, like you'll ever find out.

8 comments:

Kel said...

LMAO!

Huge Junk said...

Seriously?

Damn, I'm going to have to rethink my whole strategy.

Actually, shouldn't any guy going to yoga classes be immediatly tagged as either gay or slimy. Slimy as in, I'm here to pretend I like yoga so I can check out chicks in workout gear and find some hot ones to hit on.

placebo said...

I see you met Leo.

Jeff said...

Probably works as well as:
"Hi, I was doing your windows and from outside the building you look outstanding. Can I get a look from inside the apartment?"

Charles said...

It sometimes amazes me that women will even talk to the male of the species after they are assaulted with such lame ass lines as this one. Hopefully this guy will never reproduce.

MsFreud said...

He SO would have been in line for a junk-punch after a line like that.

Jeff said...

I suggest that all men avail themselves of this newly revealed way in which the lesser gender plans to take over the earth...through the use of junk punches.

Well, I will boycott that contribution thankyouverymuch.

Kel said...

yeah this isn't working for me . . . I must not be doing the poses correctly - not a single pick up line . . .