Thanks and Sorry II



Thanks:

To the people asking to see pictures of the hideous hickey; to the person from Sunday's yoga class who felt it necessary to discuss the hickey with CNG, so I got a fun phone call from him; and to the dumbass who gave it to me.

Sorry:

To the person who came here in search of "frottage subway". I'm so not feeling you up, and I don't even take the subway (almost ever). You may want to try Tokyo, I hear it's a much bigger problem there. Women even get their own subway cars during rush hour because the men are such pervs.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

I've lost my ability to understand sarcasm, so believe me when I say I am utterly confused.

Anonymous said...

I totally want my own subway car. Or, you know, I'd settle for a subway in general. : )

elizabeth said...

jeff: i have no idea what to say to that
boaf: if you've lost your sarcasm, you may never again understand a word i say
kerrianne: no, you only THINK you want a subway, it's not nearly as cool as you think...again, unless you're in tokyo