The kind of thing that bugs me

Chicks dig shiny things. Jewelry is fun and sparkly. It's also an art form, so it's very difficult for me to judge whether a certain type or piece of jewelry is worthy of being bought or worn (except for those name necklaces...really, Carrie on Sex and the City having one still did not make it any less tacky).

Oh, and this:

That is a live beetle, people. A bug, with a jewel-encrusted outfit on, that people actually wear. I really think that if you wear this, you should both be and the icky bug.