IT'S OFFICIAL

I'd like to become a racist.

Seriously.

Only one race.

And it's because I just saw this headline...

Soulja Boy's "Crank That" Is The #1 Song, Ringtone, Digital Download

(Source: HipHopSite.com)



I've just become dumber because of this and it angers me. Honestly people, is this really the kind of stuff you like? I'm stunned. This song is amazingly retarded.

I see no other course of action. He's ruined it for all black people.

I will only rescind this decision if I receive naked pictures of Nell Carter before midnight tonight. (What can I say, I'm a chubby chaser)

And I just spent $30 on the first season of Martin, too.

Damn.

(Quick side note: As a black man I'm allowed to comment on topics related to black people. So there, whitey. In your face!)

2 comments:

mist1 said...

When the .22 revolvers came out, I couldn't stop laughing. You can't wave around .22s in the basement next to mom's fake ficus. It's just too much. Mom would have a fit.

Jeff Cutler said...

Better music Forbidden Pigs.

I like the name because it's all about eating pigs.

J