Can someone explain how I can look like this person:



AND like this person:




at the same time? I didn't even know who the first person was, since she seems to appear on shows I've never watched. The second, I get a lot. Still, they don't look anything alike. It's weird.

And why is it that when you're doing a google search for images of people, something completely random and often disturbing ALWAYS comes up? See below for an example, but I warn you, it is not for the faint of heart...truly, it's tasteless. You've been warned.












10 comments:

Huge Junk said...

Sorry, I can't explain why for you. At least they're both pretty. Imagine if people kept telling you that you reminded them of Roseanne Barr or Rosie O'Donnel. That would suck.

Based on the one picture I saw of you from your archives, I'd have to say that you look like the top woman much more than the bottom woman. Who are they anyways? I don't recognize either.

elizabeth said...

first, i have to say, of all people, no comment on scary big boobies?

the first one is kim raver, who is on 24, and the 2nd is rose mcgowan, who dated that freak, marilyn manson.

i just think it's interesting how other people perceive us. nobody sees us the way that we see ourselves, which is more the point of this post than simply being a narcissist, though it could be a little of that as well.

Huge Junk said...

My bad. How's this...

I'm assuming that if my "Huge Junk" gene is passed on to daughters that maybe what you're seeing in that picture is going to be the result.

Yes, they'll be the hit of High School and make plenty of money from porn, but not being able to stand up at the age of 30 because their backs are decimated from holding up those ginormous ta-ta's is really going to suck.

elizabeth said...

ah, now that is more like what i expected. the invitation to guest blog here holds.

Huge Junk said...

You never know, I may take you up on that offer some day.

Also, on the subject of how people perceive us...

It's funny the perception you get of people from things like reading their site, talking on the phone, or exchanging emails. Some of the people I've met through my website have been spot on, while others have been so far from what you thought that you almost lose confidence in your ability to decipher information.

Of course sometimes you find that people exceeded your opinion, which is obviously much better than the opposite of that. On average, poker bloggers have exceeded my expectations.

So when does LilBitchMore finally make it out to Vegas to party with Mr. Speaker, The Bracelet, and the rest of the bloggers who sometimes write about poker?

elizabeth said...

funny you ask...i've been discussing a vegas trip with a couple of different people. one is my heartbroken friend, who is there about 1/2 the time for work, and the other is a bunch of my fabulous gay boys. what a collision of worlds that would be.

are you guys planning your next vegas adventure?

Huge Junk said...

Sounds like the next one will be on December 8th-9th, though I can't make that one. The next one will be sometime in the early summer months next year.

Although the chances of a smaller group of people heading out there are high, as I seem to find myself there 5 or 6 times a year nowadays.

placebo said...

You know, when you come out to Vegas, you should make a little side trip out to So. Cal. to visit kitty, batty, and me. I'll buy you french fries. :)

elizabeth said...
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elizabeth said...

mmm french fries