Notes from my cave

You know when you meet someone who reminds you that not all men are annoying? That some are, in fact, a lot of fun and capable of holding a conversation? It's nice, huh? I'm just saying.

It's really ridiculously cold right now, and it's only going to get worse over the next few days. I'm considering hibernation as the only viable option, since I'm a big, whiny wimp in the cold. Can someone remind me why I don't live someplace tropical and delicious?

9 comments:

F-Train said...

Oh, he's plenty annoying.

Fun and able to hold a conversation? Yes. But how many times must he tell his friends about his World Class Calves? It makes those of us with Country Class Calves (or even Local Autonomous Region Class Calves) want to punch him in the lip out of jealousy.

elizabeth said...


f-train: in all fairness, though...the calves? they are impressive. maybe instead of punching him, you could ask him for advice on how to get the local autonomous region class (now officially my favorite class description) calves in better shape. Though he might think you're hitting on him, because asking that is kind of gay.

Huge Junk said...

I'd likely sacrifice personal gain just to tilt the likes of f-train and Speaker.

It's how I roll.

elizabeth said...


i'm guessing that personal sacrifice isn't really all that necessary. both of them are pretty much teetering on tilt at all times, aren't they?

Huge Junk said...

Yeah, it's usually not necessary. But I'll totally do it if it pushes them over the edge.

placebo said...

The high here today was 90 degrees. Nature is clearly telling you to come out here. I eagerly await your arrival.

elizabeth said...


elp, have i mentioned that i hate you most in the winter? i really need some 90 degrees. single digit temperatures make me cranky.

Kid Dynamite said...

can this really be about BB? huh? wow. SMITTEN

elizabeth said...


kd: i cannot confirm nor deny